christopher gilmartin
a young alter boy who occasionally gets touched by the priest. also known to have a gay relationship with the bent superhero aquaman
priest 1: have you touched christopher gilmartin yet?
priest 2: no i’m saving him for a special occasion
aquaman: i have…
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