christopher sledzianowski
that one freshman that everybody -ssumes is special because he acts weird all the time. probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? spite. he wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. he will only end it all when he watches the world burn. with all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that christopher sledzianowski pushed too far. and on their graves shall read “cause of death: autism”
person 1:whos christopher sledzianowski?
person 2:hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
person 1:didnt he murder someone?
person 2:no he just led them to suicide.
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