Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
1. in neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for neanderthal beings except their own two feet. thus many of them did alot of running. when running their ussually hairy and oblong p-n-ses would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef p-n-s and t-st-cl-s in place.
at the excavation site, monty uncovered a 4 million year old chro-magnum beef harness
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