Chromatography
chromatography is a chemical method to find out the type and/or the amount of chemical substances in a gas or a solution.
the main principle of chromatography is that the gas/solution slowly spreads over a “stationary phase” (for example a piece of paper). since different substances travel with different speed, the compounds of the gas/solution split up while spreading through the stationary phase and can be measured seperately.
guy: “hey, what kind of stuff is in those gas cylinders?”
scientist: “let’s do a chromatography to find out”.
(hours later)
scientist: “okay, that gas consists of 60% nitrous oxide and 40% hydrogen”
guy: “amazing”
when paper changes color for no reason
like say if there’s some ink on the paper,and the paper gets wet then it will change to the color of the ink
hey look at that paper…
wtf it changed color
yea that’s chromatography
Read Also:
- tackle
uk slang: men’s genitals, just like meat and two veg, often uttered with the word ‘wedding’, hence ‘wedding tackle’. ‘man tackle’ is also in use, but not as common. on his wedding night, jonny produced his man-tackle and told his wife to get to work… to knock someone down by force. you run at them […]
- Dog's Convertible
basically the same as “the bomb” or “the sh-t” but for people who think the’re too mature to say “the bomb sh-t” but not elderly enough to say “cat pyjamas” see my man’s sl500 benz? that’s the dog’s convertible!
- Drake syndrome
a condition in which females are diagnosed with “drake face”. side effects include looking like drake. “yo.did you see that girl back there?” “yeah, what about her?” “she had drake syndrome.” “ooo. shots fired.”
- Drill Mud
used to describe the brown substance covering the shaft after -n-l s-x. you better wear a condom so you don’t get drill mud all over your johnson.
- driplet
a driplet is when you are taking a huge dump that is really stretching your -ss. and when you finally push that big sh-t out, it plops down perfectly and a little drop of water from the splash goes a little inside your -ss. i was taking a big sh-t and i got a little […]