Chrome Dart
a person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they’re talking about.
drunk: “i’m a zombie and i will punch you in the b-tt with my middle finger and it’ll bleed”
saneone: “uhm, you don’t know what you’re talking about”
drunk: “yes i do, stop telling me that i evolved from a piece of cr-p from a toilet!”
saneone: “you’re such a chrome dart”
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