Chronic Boneritus
masturbating and soon after, achieving another m-ssive erection.
male 1: “dude! i just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another b-n-r.”
male 2: “did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have chronic b-n-ritus.”
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