Chronic Failitosis
a disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. it has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from chuck norris’s beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
guy 1 “yeah man i wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with jessnica”
guy 2 “d-mn! look at all those typos! i’m afraid you have chronic failitosis, you better call chuck norris!”
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