chronic futon


the feeling of being high or a movie star (this is a great feeling that is not dangerous). you can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
“i feel so chronic futon right about now.” – dog the bounty hunter

“there is a chronic futon in mi pantalones.” -barry bonds

“dude, chronic futon” -ethan

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