Chronic Lateness
a medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don’t see the sufferer until 11.
woman 1: dang, ricky isn’t here yet and it’s already 11:30.
woman 2: i told you girl, that boy suffers from chronic lateness.
woman 1: well at least he rolls up with weed.
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