chronic masturbation
the ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. foresaking all others over his personal desires. i.e. is willing to m-st-rb-t- whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- s-xy loser)
kid #1: “… d-mnit eric! you don’t do that in the ball pit at mcdonald’s!!!”
kid #2: “screw you, c-mchugger!!” fap fap fap fap fap…
masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.
honey, i would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. all you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped
weed induced masturbation.
toke up, get h-rny. chronic masturbation initiated
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