chronic masturbator
someone of the habit of masturbating, chronically.
jeff perlis is a chronic masturbator.
a man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.
mother: -knocks on door- billy, what are you doing in there?
billy: uhhh… nothing.
mother: dammit billy, you’re a chronic masturbator just like your father.
when a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or f-cks his f-ck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
i know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a chronic masturbator
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