Chronic McFiddleberry
a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-w-ng (the dangler, wiener, b-llsnc-ck, brad pitt)
“dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!”
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the light effect created when a shaft of sunlight falls on an otherwise shaded surface. her favorite place to sit each morning was stretched out in the squivulet by the window. as she walked past the window a squivulet landed on her and she paused to soak up its warmth.
- squish hug
a hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her br–sts against the male’s chest (or back if the hug is from behind) see also: bosom hug, b–bie hug she gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge b-n-r.
- Bumparoo
an ego booster. the college freshman needed a b-mparoo after getting rejected by the girl in his cl-ss. a christmas bonus a senior advisor drew wide eyed looks when he informed us of a little “b-mparoo” in our paychecks. a salary increase in a teacher merit pay plan ira earned a b-mparoo this year.
- squoctopus dance
a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head. “look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life.”
- chartisan
an individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in corporate america. this presentation is key to winning the deal, let’s bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our powerpoint best!