Chronic Sandwich
the best d-mn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. its origins can be found from within ram’s head diner at unc-chapel hill circa 2009. it consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.
what kind of bagel is this man?
its that chronic sh-t… and you know this, man! eat that chronic sandwich and you will never l-st after anything else
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