chronic stoner syndrome
also known as css, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.
“hey steve remember that $10 from the party last night?”
“nah man my css kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and i’ll remember the exact ammount i do owe you”
“d-mn steve, you should definitely cure that chronic stoner syndrome”
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