Chronic Texting
when a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.
hey joe, want to go to the mall?” -no response or movement “joe! come on man lets go!” -stares and laughs at phone “you just aren’t the same when you are chronic texting”
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