chroniclogical
the way and rate at which time p-sses while under the influence of marijuana.
after pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, johnny found himself feeling as if hours had p-ssed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. time was p-ssing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.
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