Chronoptomist
a person who always under estimates the time necessary to get some weed (chronic).
“hey, cindy. you know we’re going to see coraline 3d in like 20 minutes.”
“no problem. i just have to pick up from my loafty dealer. in missisauga. on 420. in a snowstorm. see you in 15.”
“you are such a chronoptomist! i’ll see you in 45.”
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