chronosynclastic infundibulum
n. a point in sp-ce where, upon a person entering it, that person’s existence in sp-ce-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. this means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in sp-ce-time. for example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.
from kurt vonnegut’s “the sirens of t-tan.”
winston niles rumfoord’s entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on t-tan and also occasionally on earth.
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