chrysler cirrus


a cross between a plymouth neon and a chrysler sebring, one of the most pointless cars ever to be -ssembled. not sporty enough to be a sports car, and definitely not luxurious enough to be a luxury car. should be called a chrysler circus, because whoever designed this car is in fact a clown.
my chrysler cirrus is a piece of monkey-dong.

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