Chubble

chubble – noun, verb – to move or to be like a m-ss of fat, to chubble. also: one who chubbles is a chubbler.
example: stop chubbling and run d-mn you!
the extra flab on a chubby person.
i need to go to the gym to get rid of my chubble.
trouble a fat person gets into or causes
that fat chick grindin on her boyfriend is gana cause some serious chubble tonight.
a combination of the word chub”slang for erection” and trouble”problematic”.

meaning erectile or penile difficulties.

this may have devastating effects upon ones manliness and or character.

causes:
medical conditions – chronic masturbation with floatation devices or lawn ornimants
hereditary – history of stubby d-ck syndrome sds
environment – apathetic robust sh-m-l- intervention
mary: how is you and bob coming along berel?
berel: ..(sighs).. oh hes having chubble lately

clive: corneilous how has your wilkins been this morn
corneilous: ive seemed to have been stricken with chubble
clive: gasps
the art of chuckling to an extent to where you get a chub.
dude i just totally just chubbled at that joke!

i know man i can see your bulge!
the leftover s-m-n on a girls chin after -j-c-l-t–n that resembles five o’clock shadow a.k.a. stubble
don’t move let me get you a towel for that chubble.
chubble, or “china-bubble”: an economic bubble, or inflation of -sset values from overheated economic activity, within the republic of china, that eventually will burst into a deflationary recession (or, worse, depression) of the chinese economy.

coined by: henry b., per: [email protected]
proper usage of chubble:
chubble, or “china-bubble,” is the wave of the future. in just two syllables, it captures the enormity of 1.4 billion people in the worlds 4th (soon to be 3rd) biggest economy, a construction boom soaking up half of the world’s heavy-lift construction cranes, and a stock market that can gain or lose 6% of its value in a single day (sometimes both) without anyone batting an eye.
chubble is expressive. chubble is poignant. best of all, chubble is inherently funny because it sounds kinda like ‘chubby.’
best of all, chubble is extremely flexible as a word, as you can see in these suggested headlines:

– for the wall street journal, the next time china dumps $100 billion in u.s. real estate or stocks: “more chubble cash floods u.s. markets.”

– for the new york post, should a crash ever occur: “chubble chursts.”

the broader context of chubble
if you’re like most of the world, you’re asking yourself “what does this mean? how should i feel about china’s emerging strength internationally? is china a threat, or an instrument of world prosperity? are they a partner or usurper? how will their internal politics translate to the world stage? is this sustainable? can it possibly come to rest gently on an even keel, or must any wave that crests so high inevitably come crashing down? and if it does crash, will it be on our—“