chubby blumpkin
performing -n-lingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches tv.
“our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. it was kinda gross…can i borrow your toothbrush?”
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