Chubby Trumpet
when you wrap bacon around your p-n-s, and a woman gives you a bl-wj-b. while giving you a bl-wj-b, she “plays” your p-n-s like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
man,i begged my girl to give me a chubby trumpet last night. sadly, she said no.
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