Chubcakes
br–sts that are only fat or a result of being fat; when a woman’s clavicle and/or collar bone aren’t defined but she has a full chest; a woman has chubcakes when you can’t tell where her shoulders ends and her b–bs begin.
jessica simpson’s chubcakes look like my fat uncle’s -ss crack.
part of the skinny white boys with wavy dark hair category, the ‘chubcakes’ is often racist, s-xist, and everything-else-ist. he gets away with this tomfoolery because he is also what people call ‘adorablecakes’. fluent in making the orange sound, he is able to adorable-fy girls everywhere.
some chubcakes also come with a cane accessory.
random girl: “did you hear that guy? he just told me to get back into the kitchen!”
other girl: “what a chubcakes!”
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