Chubgment
one’s ability to accurately gauge the relative thickness of a member of their preferred s-x. this is a skill that must be developed and can be thrown off by skilled uses of angle shots and face-only profile pictures.
marty: “come on dude, let me hook you up with my friend. she’s nice and not even that fat.”
ashley: “no thanks, marty – i can’t trust your chubgment.”
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