chublub
a chublub is a magical unicorn that can be found deep inside the woods of narnia that has tons of mexican trolls to guard him so that edmund (from the lion the witch and the wardrobe) won’t screw up and somehow kill the chublub. although the chublub is guarded he has cousins. his cousins are chew baca and flappy bird. both ended up in a mental hospital.oh btw the owner of the chublub is a girl named victoria and a boy named rajeev(rajubba)
mom: -reading-
son: mom mom guess what
mom: what did you finally get a life?
son: no but i found a chublub in narnia
mom: oh… let me call your father to tell him…
-6 min later-
son: why are you putting me in a hospital?! you know what forget it ima sharkeisha yo -ss
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