chubstitute
the fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.
with the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubst-tute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).
3 more definitions
a combination of chubby and subst-tute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.
timothy struck out with sally, so he settled for a chubst-tute.
a junk food that parades as a health food
these quinoa tortilla chips are a total chubst-tute
a hot subst-tute teacher.
i had a chubst-tute teacher in history today
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