Chuck E. Cheese

a magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. a place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. a place where workers couldn’t give less of a sh-t who does what. a place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little sally to act like a broken twig b-tch. diseases.
sally stop crying in chuck e cheeses the mouse isn’t real it’s a robot, beyotch!
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pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.
timmy is five and likes to eat at chuck e. cheese. george is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.
atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic “band”, and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. formerly known as showbiz pizza,established by nolan bushnell, the dude who started atari.
let’s go to chuck e. cheese’s and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white tv.
a place where i can get some pizza and get molested at the same time
at chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your d-ck
place:
a place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like sh-t. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.

person (we think):
1) a mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.

2) a mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (see gary gamza and lexy luton and lea sanchez)
chuck e. cheese is the scariest mouse in the f-cking world!
a loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of cr-p for 300+ tickets.
why not go to chuck e cheese?
1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by wes meythaler and giving the youngin “the business.”

3 their pizza gives you the worst sh-ts ever.
i’m not taking my son to chuck e. cheese because they will sh-t in the ball pit.

or

wes meythaler did a chuck e cheese on my son
the worst place on earth!! the pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. while you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. when you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. by the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! if you are going to chuck e. cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!
random dude: sup man? wanna go to chuck e. cheese with me tonite?

me: no way!! i actually have a life and i don’t want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!

random dude: oh okay!! your loss!!

me: not really….