Chuck Niño


an ungodly el niño with the force of a chuck norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and california in complete annihilation.
dude 1: yo, you hear about the chuck niño this year?
dude 2: yeah man, whatever dumb-ss california prayed for an el niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
dude 1: f-cking bootsy.
via giphy

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