Chuck Norris is so amazing don’t fuck with him bitch
one bad–ss son of a b-tch, this man kicks anyone and everyones -ss, so don’t get on his bad side mother f-cker.
chuck norris can eat a rubik cube and p–p it out solved.
chuck norris isn’t g-d but he can beat him at golf.
chuck norris counted to infinity – twice.
chuck norris has already been to mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
chuck norris is so amazing don’t f-ck with him b-tch
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