Chuck Norris Shitkick
v. first, you take a big old steaming sh-t in the middle of the floor. then, you perform a chuck norris roundhose kick on some b-tch so she falls down. finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of sh-t until she is completely covered. as an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how p-ssed you are you could do the donnie yuen shadow c-nt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that b-tch square in the c-nt.)
“what’s wrong with you today, charlie?”
“ah, my old lady was givin’ me a hard time last night.”
“well, if she’s being that much of a c-nt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol’ chuck norris sh-tkick”
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