Chuck Testa
what ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s chuck testa.
chuck testa refers to chuck testa who is a taxidermist from ojai valley, california. to advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. if it looks alive, it’s not, it’s chuck testa. if there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s chuck testa.
you thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! chuck testa.
you probably thought i was going to define chuck testa… nope! chuck testa.
tough love baby.
nope, chuck testa
1) verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.
2) as an alternative to saying ‘no’ or ‘nope’
‘holy f-ck there’s a leopard in the bathroom!’ ‘nope, i just chuck testa’d yo -ss!’
‘do you wanna go get some pizza?’ ‘chuck testa, i got football practice’
(adjective) the condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.
player: holly sh-t dude did i just die?
friend: nope, you’re chuck testa, see, move the stick.
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