Chucknoyance
a.k.a. chuck nuisance
a person who uses every opportunity possible to tell a chuck norris fact. these people know all of the most popular chuck norris facts, and retell them to any person within earshot. they are often the karen of the group.
dillan: “did you know chuck norris has a night light? not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is
afraid of chuck norris.”
ryan: “that’s the fifth one he’s cranked out this minute…”
dillan: “chuck norris doesn’t have internal organs. he got rid of them in the seventies to make room for more muscles.”
aaron: “for the love of god. who invited this chucknoyance?”
dillan: “don’t you mean, ‘for the love of chuck norris?'”
ryan: “shut up. if i hear one more f-cking chuck norris fact i will call chuck up and have him roundhouse kick you into the pits of h-ll!”
aaron: “dillan, you are a failure at life. the world hates you.”
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