Chug and Tug
begins with a 6 pack of miller high life. after that is done, you choke the chicken. take about a 5 minute intermission cig. break…chug a beer and commence to the rubbing out.
proceed until p-ssed out, but lock the door or your roommate may walk in.
man, i walked in the front door to see p-rno blazing on the tv and diddy p-ssed out with lotion, beer, and his hand on his wee wee…looks like suzy b–bies is gone and diddy had a chug and tug party! silly diddy!
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