chum balls
c-m soaked tissues from cleaning up the spoils of masturbation.
bra whats that smell in your room? you’ve been holed up, watching p-rn, spurting knuckle children. there’s chum b-lls all over your floor.
stupid idiot that went on runescape and named himself chumball because he couldn’t think of anything else.
“too late now, your new name is chumball.”
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