Chumberlai


noun. a popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of colombia. the drink consists of varsol (for a description of varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/public_products/fluids/aliphatics/worldwide/grades_and_datasheets/fluids_aliphatics_varsolnaphtha_grades_ww.asp)and colombiana (the national soft drink of colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. before mixing, the varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. statistics show that excessive consumption of chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. for extra potency, cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. all-in-all, chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.
don carlo decided to spice up the party with a chumberlai funnel. he didn’t make it.

Read Also:

  • Chumptacular

    spectacularly lame. “wow chris, your one-man-band performance was chumptacular.”

  • ChUnK'd

    there is no realy meaning to this word. it is used as a replacement for such words like: dead, screwed, messed up, done. it can also replace phrases such as: he is in for it, she is way over her head, or he is sooo done. this word can be used in many ways, and […]

  • cicangel

    during the cicada hatching season which occurs once every 17 years, when the cicadas cover the ground and every surface, you can make a shape in them -> snow angel style “hey phoebe look how many cicadas there are outside” “yeah jenny, we should go out and make cicangels”

  • circumference booger

    a booger that covers the entire circ-mference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat “i woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. it filled my whole nostril, a full-on circ-mference booger!”

  • Granola Baring

    s-xual intercourse or masturbation. “i totally granola bared with stacey last night.” “chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night.”


Disclaimer: Chumberlai definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.