chump-jump
when you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn’t brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. so they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.
chump-jump
there’s no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that’s what makes them a chump. next time square up chump if you want a w.
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