chump up


to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the p-n-s to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.
i was about to climb in the shower when todd’s hot little sister busted in. i was standing there naked, and i didn’t even have time to chump up! i don’t know which of us was more embar-ssed.

Read Also:

  • chunk her

    it means to bang it then chunk her if she’s a b-tch, bang it, then chunk her!!

  • Grovering

    verb – the insertion of fruit into a woman’s v-g-n-, followed by intercourse and mutual oral s-x. “the h-ll is all this pineapple doing all over the floor?!” “grovering, my friend – a delicious way to one of your five-a-day!” an act resembling utmost sn-bbery and insecurity. d-mn, that kid is grovering in his bmw. […]

  • cinemaze

    the collection of roped-off lines you stand in at those mega-movie complexes. i was halfway through the cinemaze when i realized i was in line for the wrong movie. the collection of roped-off lines you stand in at those mega-movie complexes. i was half-way through the cinemaze when i realized i was in line for […]

  • cipullo

    half a man…as in a man with 1 t-st-cl- he couldn’t have gotten that girl pregnant …he’s a cipullo

  • gubber

    an insanley cool person who tends to do stupid things. that girl is such a gubber. she tripped and landed flat on her face. but she is still cool. the name for a little boy’s p-n-s. a wee wee. a baby shulinek. also known as gubby. “you have a cute gubby.” “look at that small […]


Disclaimer: chump up definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.