Chumpanzee
a chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, r-t-rded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime b-tt raped by sloths.
we went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. all the animals were asleep except for two koala that were b-tt raping the sh-t out of some fat -ss chumpanzee and the whole time the chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. he was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. i kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. after that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.
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much like the word “chump”, a chumpanzee is simply person who is being a chump. chumpanzee can be used specifically to avoid the repet-tion
of using chump.
guy 1: “hey man, i don’t think i’m gonna go out tonight.”
guy 2: “lame, quit being a chumpanzee”
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