chumpenomics
the study of chumps and their partic-p-tion in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the sh-r-s of jersey. also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sungl-sses. you can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
person: “hey, what’s up man”
the fiddler: “bippity boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) fo get bout it!”
person: “your not making any sense…”
the fiddler: “da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!”
person: “do you want to partic-p-te in my case study in chumpenomics?”
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