CHUNCH


chunch is an adjective used to describe power or intensity. one definition i’ve heard described chunch as being “like a shotgun sh-ll fired from a handgun”.
that was chunch!
a combination of a game of chess with lunch. often a weekly endeavor.
hey john, would you like to chunch it up as usual this friday?
an affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to chimp.
1) victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.

2) do you fancy going to see the latest twilight movie later chunch?
an outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.
looks like we’re one queen short of a chunch!
1. noun- the combination of the words “chode” and “punch”, a chunch is a powerful blow administered by a fist to the area between the scr-t-m and r-ct-m more commonly known as the taint or chode.

2. verb- the act of giving a chunch
(noun) say that again and i am going to give you the chunch of the century. your scr-t-m will be inside your -ss.

(verb) i’m about to chunch you into next week. your taint will see you next tuesday.
a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.
he told me that my milkshake, in fact, did not bring all the boys to the yard. in response, i gave him a firm chunch to the neck.
the act of flossing one’s teeth with the hair that is near or on the -sshole of one’s partner, so that the “chuncher” receives a tooth flossing and the “chunchee” receives a dingleberry removal. because of the mouth-to–sshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an -ss trumpet.
looks like we’re one queen short of a chunch!

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