Chunk Muffin


1. a softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. a noob or newbie
dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he’s a total chunk m-ffin, if you pinched him he’d start crying.
1. a softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. a noob or newbie
dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he’s a total chunk m-ffin, if you pinched him he’d start crying
a person displaying unsightly stomach fat. usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last donut on the top shelf
did you see the size of that chunk-m-ffin?

boy, that chunk-m-ffin sure has large calves.
1)a m-ffin made entirely of unidentified chunk (usually chunks of baking powder or non-m-ffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time – like me!
1)i nearly threw up on sat-rday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkm-ffins – they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off logan – he’s my chunkm-ffin!

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