chunky pants
when a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.
dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
dude 1: …so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
dude 2: darn it.
dude 1: dooooood, you got chunky pants!
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