Chunnel

slang term for the corpus spongiosum. this is the rib-like tube that runs laterally on the underside of the human p-n-s and encases the urethra.

it becomes more prominent and noticeable when the p-n-s is erect.

first used on the popular comedy podcast puke & the gang.
a couple of days after the orgy, he felt a strange burning sensation when squeezing his chunnel.
short for the “channel tunnel”, the tunnel that connects britain and france.
i took the chunnel from paris to london yesterday.
when two people place a well lubricated tube (either with an artificial lubricant, or something natural such as urine or j-zz) between themselves, and place an end into each of their -ssholes. after the tube is in place, one person p–ps into the tube with great force, propelling the feces through the tube into the other persons -sshole. following the penetration of the feces, the reciever goes through a p–ping motion to send the feces back to the original owner.

sometimes the second person will add their own feces to the original feces, resulting in a larger p–p, which is rumored to add more fun.

the p–p can sometimes be lodged in one persons -n-s, causing the s-x act to end until the p–p is dislodged, or an enima can remove it.

usually practiced between gay males.
bernie and robert chunnel-ed back and forth for hours, and by the end of the night, their feces had formed into bullet like objects that flew back and forth through the chunnel pipe with great speed, due to the contriction of their -ssholes, and the tube lubrication.
a disgusting practice that you do not want to know about
do not ever get chunneled
the art of 2 males connecting their -n-ses with a plastic, clear tube. the feces is then transported from male to male.
today, i was caught chunneling with hoopchap.
in the technology sector, a chunnel refers to the large air duct that expunges approximately 1,000,000 cubic feet of supercooled air per minute (more or less) onto the area in which you are trying to work. usually found above cubes or in data centers above the kvm switches that attach to the monitors and keyboards, thusly making the affected technician shiver so much that he mis-types commands and destroys critical data.
in a futile attempt to stave off hypothermia, joe mc. created a baffle out of manila folders and stapled them to the chunnel’s orifice above his desk. the power of the chunnel and the air spewing forth could not be contained, however, and he is being treated for frostbite.
an act during s-x where the woman throws-up after deep throating. the mixture of s-m-n and vomit is then forced up her r-ct-m where she holds it through the duration of her s-xual affair.
jake was angry at mary for failing to properly chunnel; she released her fluids all over his bed sheets which now had to be replaced.

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