church


strongly agree, as if it were law.
player 1: “look at the junk in her trunk, i’d tap that -ss”
player 2: “church!”

shrine of the immaculate conception in washington dc.

a gothic construction

this beez a church or “chuch” as my people(black) call it
1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a t-tty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. i go to church every sunday.
2. i go to church every wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. i hear that, church!
4. well, i’m out, church!
the best cure for insomnia.
can’t sleep? go to church.
similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints
“the crazy child molestor was sentenced to 12 years in church”
church accaully means a group of people that follow god.

jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.
“man i love the church, they’ve helped me out heaps!”

“yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week”

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