Church History
a soul-sucking and pointless course you are forced to take your junior year at mount de sales. taught by an insane filipino lady, it is designed to make your brain implode before the final exam. everyone sleeps in the cl-ss and no one learns a single thing because the teacher just goes off on monologues for an hour and a half and no one can understand her accent. then comes the final exam and you’re expected to know everything that happened from jesus’ crucifixion to the diet of worms. whatever the f-ck that is.
mom: so what’d you learn in church history today?
me: oh, i learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. we’ve also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
sue: church history is the biggest waste of life.
me: i do my precalc homework in that cl-ss.
me: so… this church history exam….
ellen: f-ck that sh-t.
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