Church of Rachel
rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the church of rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won’t judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. d:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
deep inside the church of rachel:
(someone there to confess a sin) “rachel, i told someone vampires don’t exist.”
(rachel) -b-tch slaps confessor- never tell such lies. d:<
(confessor) im sorry d:
(rachel) you are forgiven d:
-hugs-
(rachel) -secretly steals confessors wallet-
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