Church Room Squeaker


when one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.
wife: so today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
husband: what happened?
wife: one of the employees accidentally p-ssed gas during the meeting.
husband: sounds like that employee pulled a church room squeaker

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