church services
euphemism for s-x. great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think “big brother” may be listening.
greg: “i’ve taken that b-tch out 7 times now and still no church services.”
dan: “you’re wasting your time dude. here, i’ll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing.”
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