churneying
an unnecessary extension or addition to a joke or comment which causes the audience to have a will to banish the “churneyer” from society.
person a: “do you like my tie?”
peron b (i.e the one “churneying”): “yes, but i’m not sure that you shoes are polished enough, since if they were i would be able to see my face in them.”
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