churning the jackson
when the world’s oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into michael jackson’s grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the hollywood hills around forest lawn cemetery. it wasn’t road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
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